Wed. Jan 27th, 2021


A Newry man over 25 and still living at home with mummy and daddy is still convinced he’s got his shit together we can reveal.

Peter Lazyballs has a good paying job a mobile phone on contract and he seemingly enjoys an ordinary social life yet he still lives in the same bedroom since he was 3 years old.

We spoke with Peter today who told us:

“Why would I move out? My ould doll does my washing, has my dinner on the table every evening for 6pm, cleans up after me and makes me cups of tay with jammie dodgers every night. Fuck moving out LOL.”

Please follow and like us: