Sun. Feb 28th, 2021
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A Newry man has spoken out about how much he is jealous of the relationship his girlfriend has with her gay best friend Joshua.

Larry Murphy has bravely broken his silence to pour his heart out to Newry Spud:

“I love my woman but she has this real gay friend Joshua, he’s a nice fella and all but my missus tells him stuff she won’t tell me. I kinda feel she’s cheating on me only on an intellectual level, I’d sooner she shagged him to be honest. We sit in McCooey’s Café and those two are lost in deep conversation while I’m left there to scratch my balls and look like a simpleton.”

Larry’s girlfriend Ciara spoke to Newry Spud to give her side of the story:

“I just can’t open up to Larry the way I can with Josh, I mean, he’s all into football and stuff, me and Josh talk tans, make-up and sex (giggles) I just couldn’t talk so openly and loving to my actual boyfriend, that would just be fucking weird.”


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