A Newry woman has been awarded a government grant to give ugly Newry women free make-up treatments we can reveal.
Nicole Cosgrove of Nicole Cosgrove Makeup was awarded £650,000 per year to ensure all Newry women are looking at least ‘half decent’.
We spoke with Nicole who told us:
“I’m delighted to have won this contract. However, it is a most challenging remit. It’s hard enough to keep my own clients looking reasonable enough but to be under the pressure of making every blade in Newry presentable might just be a step too far even for me.”