Sun. Dec 6th, 2020





Newry Liverpool fans have issued a statement after today’s disastrous defeat against Swansea City saying ‘Next year will be our year’ we can reveal.

According to the eternal optimistic red fans ‘this season just wasn’t meant to be’ and ‘we have the history’.

One local Liverpool fan Paul Hughes told Newry Spud:


“Sometimes it’s just fate. We have the pedigree and we won the European Cup that we couldn’t even qualify for this season FIVE times, FIVE times I tell ya. But it looks like next season will definitely be our year; I can feel it in my bones baah. Did I mention we won the European Cup FIVE times?”

Meanwhile Newry Man United fans are pissing themselves laughing.



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