Thu. Nov 26th, 2020


The newly opened Newry Leisure Centre has been described as an ‘utter balls-up’ with members calling for the return of former manager Tommy Connell we can reveal.

Mr Connell who is now in Rome acting as the Pope’s personal trainer has said he’s happy with his new role and will not return to Newry.

One local gym user Bernie McQuade who asked to remain anonymous told us:

“The membership system is fucked up, the showers don’t work, they won’t answer the telephone. The whole place is like something out of post nuclear disaster Chernobyl. They had years to get it right and it’s a fucking disaster.”

Meanwhile it has been revealed that the only decent thing in the new leisure centre is the Cafe managed by Camlough woman Grainne Lewis.

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