A controversial new rule brought in by Newry, Mourne & Down District Council has left some gym and swimming pool goers feeling angry we can reveal.
When the Leisure Centre can open normally post Covid it will only be open to ‘Good looking individuals’ causing many to wonder will they ‘meet the criteria.’
We spoke with two gym bunnies Natalie Morgan and Katrina Loughran who are optimistic about their chances. They told us:
“I couldn’t imagine us being banned. We are famous for running around the gym in our one piece leotards. Our heads aren’t bad looking either if truth be towl. Usually we go to Grounded after our workout but now we’ll just sit in the new Café in the leisure centre and eye up all the hunks.”
Meanwhile it has been decided unanimously that Newry man Colly Johnston will definitely not be allowed into the gym as he might scare folk away.