Newry Leisure Centre has advertised locally for a ‘Fat man to sit and talk shite in the sauna’ we can reveal.
The important job of ‘fat sauna guy’ has become vacant in recent weeks prompting the Council to look for a new applicant.
A Leisure Centre spokesman told Newry Spud:
“We are looking for a gentleman preferably around the 55-75 age range with little knowledge of anything but who thinks they know everything.
We will then pay them handsomely to sit and talk absolute fucking nonsense to other gym users who want to have a peaceful sauna session.”