A Newry girl who is sometimes ‘different’ and ‘out there’ hasn’t got autism but is purely a little bollix it has been confirmed.

The five-year-old had a meltdown in Tesco’s this morning, causing fellow shoppers to believe she was autistic or had ADHD.

However it has since emerged that the toddler is just a little bollix, pure and simple.

Newry Spud spoke to his mother Lisa and she told us:

“Initially we thought she had ADHD or autism and we took him for specialist care. However it soon became very apparent she was just a little fucker. Obviously because I’m genetically committed to her now after 5 years I do love her but it’s a fucking hard life with the wee shite baah.”

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