Warrenpoint Dickhead Support Meeting, Standing Room Only


After receiving an overwhelming number of requests, Warrenpoint’s Dickhead Support Group had its big kick-off meeting last night.

It took place in a meeting room in the Whistledown Hotel but probably should have been located to a much larger location.

Anonymous moronic dickheads from the Point converged to share idiotic stories about themselves.
Group Paul Mullen told Newry Spud after the meeting:

“I have never seen so many fucking idiots in one place at the same time in my entire life. It was truly a sight to behold.”

Upcoming day-long gatherings of the Warrenpoint Dickhead Support Group will be held at the Balmoral Hotel on the 6th Tuesday and 7th Thursday of every month.