There was mixed reaction today after popular Ice-Cream spot Nugelato in Newry launched a new line of ‘Diddy Milk’ Ice Creams we can reveal.
Some residents spoke of their disgust at the move but others were happy that they could now buy a ‘Breast is best’ 99 cone.
One ice-cream lover 78 year old Liam O’Hallion told Newry Spud:
“It’s amazing! The flavour is so much better than ordinary cow milk. My favourite is the ‘Raspberry Nipple’ flavour.
But for an extra £5 you can order it straight from source ‘From the tits to the lips’ if you will (LOL). It has a certain thickness to it and mixed in with a flake, Jaysus, you couldn’t bate it bahh.”