Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


A Gilet wearing gym goer from Newry has said he hates this cold weather snap we are having but can’t find it in himself to cover up his arms.

While the rest of the civilized world cover up in fear of catching hypothermia the Newry man has said he refuses to do so as his ‘gains’ will not be noticeable.

He told us:

“What’s the point of me lifting weights for months and then not showing my arms off because it’s a bit cowl? Fuck thon, unless there’s weather like the East Antarctic Plateau these arms will be on full show baah.”

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