Fri. Feb 26th, 2021
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A Newry Granny is ‘fucking psyched’ to read today’s Irish News death notices we can reveal.

The 87 year old granny of 11 waits from day to day to revel in the fact that her name is not in the paper.

We spoke with the woman, 87 year old Bernie Bingo-Wings who told Newry Spud:

“It’s an exciting time to see all the people I knew who are now dead. I have a little Baileys on ice to celebrate that I’m still alive making an absolute nuisance of myself.”

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