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A Newry grandad has told his grandkids to ‘cover your eyes and put your fingers in your ears’ after a sex scene came on last night while watching TV.




The no-nonsense grandad clearly wasn’t having his 3 grandkids aged 18, 23 & 29 exposed to such debauchery on the television.

We spoke with the man, 79 year old Paddy Low-Plumbs he told Newry Spud:

“I couldn’t believe my eyes and ears when I saw this couple kissing in a most sexual way, I immediately ordered the grandkids to cover their eyes and put their fingers in their ears as to shield them from such filth.”

Paddy’s grandkids later left the house when he then put in his new DVD ‘Wet, Wild and Horny.’