Sat. Nov 28th, 2020

A Newry girl has said her whole morning gym routine this morning is more or less fucked after she forgot to take a selfie and post it to Facebook.

The young woman who routinely has to post flattering photos of herself at the gym every fucking day is said to be ‘devastated’ after her lapse of memory.

We spoke with the show off bitch and she told Newry Spud:

“I am beside myself right now. I never literally forget to take a photo of myself looking claah baah in the gym. This morning I was actually focusing on getting a work out done and like a total dick I forgot to take a selfie and post it on Facebook to make all my fat friends feel inferior.”

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