Sun. Nov 29th, 2020





A Newry girl who is swimming in credit card debt, pay day loans and personal debt is definitely hitting the Credit Union later in the year to fund her holiday with the girls we can reveal.

Claire FatLegs who works in the local call centre hasn’t two brass pennies to rub together yet she has spent the last few days looking for locations to go to later this summer for a week of drunken debauchery.

We spoke with Claire today who said:


“I have no idea how I’ll afford this LOL. I’m throwing £20 a week into the Credit Union so I’m definitely whacking them for a loan to pay for this week away with the girls bah. Sure, you’re only young once” – said the 44 year-old single woman living with her Ma.



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