Local woman Clodagh Fatspatrick has been devilishly delighting her online contacts by making cryptic Facebook posts.
Over the past few weeks, Fatspatrick’s confusing posts have left her Facebook friends wondering what in the world is going on.
“I had no idea my car could do that…crazy!” she wrote early last week, leading her friends to ask what had happened. After at least a dozen queries had been put forth, she still did not explain.
Later in the week, Fatspatrick wrote that she was “so excited” upon hearing “the best news ever,” saying that her life was going to change forever, but again she failed to explain why she was excited, leading her friends to congratulate her anyway.
On Sunday Fatspatrick wrote that she “hated fake people” and she wanted to get all “dirty liars” out of her life.
Clodagh’s friends credit her with keeping them on their feet. One told Newry Spud:
“Clodagh is the ultimate trickster, a playful and mysterious Facebook friend who keeps the rest of us scratching our heads as we try to decipher her mysterious updates. Every day I look forward to the challenge of putting the pieces together.”