A Newry girl has joined Pure Gym at The Quays in order to boost her Snap Chat and Instagram followers she has said.
Julie DryFlapps who is naturally slim even though she eats like a pig in shite, smokes 40 Lambert & Butler a day and drinks like fuck thinks she could boost her numbers if she joined the gym.
Julie told Newry Spud:
“I’ve been to the gym about 4 times now in the past lock of weeks. I don’t actually do anything in it. I just take about 78 selfies and pics of myself in the mirror. I’ve noticed a sharp increase in male followers from Newry who are really interested in my personality.”