Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


A young Newry woman has applied her 19th coat of tan today in preparation for going to Cobbles tonight we can reveal.

Not content with having one coat of mahogany Skinny Tan the woman thinks another 20 applications just might do the trick.

We spoke with the young lady who told us:

“No girl in her right mind would only put on a lock of coats of tan baah. I’m going for at least 21 and a heap of bronzer on top of that. I literally want to be the colour of the tables in Cobbles.”

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