Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


The lonely grannies of the Newry area are busy looking for a new piece of fluff to strum their banjo string to after Poldark has finished for the year.

With a massive following of old horny oul dolls across Newry, Poldark was central to helping GILF’s get their weekly ‘release’.

One Newry GILF Lilly MeatFlapps told us:

“I’m desperately sad Poldark is finished. I’ve no idea what I’m going to do to now to get my wee weekly thrill. I might just go to The Marine and grab the nearest young lad.”

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