Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021


A complete weirdo has claimed he likes to meet women by talking to them in bars on a night out.

After shunning technical marvels such as Tinder, POF and, single Newry man Darragh Williams insisted he prefers to meet women by striking up a ‘conversation’ with ‘strangers’ in completely public places.

Williams told us, “I dunno, I just prefer seeing someone I like the look of, maybe sharing a smile, then approaching them and talking to them.”

“All my mates think I’m some sort of sicko but I’ve tried to convince them to give it a go, but they all prefer more traditional ways of meeting women, like sending hundreds of ‘hey babe’ messages to women online, and lots and lots of dick pics.”

Williams’ friend Conor told us, “I think I get it, Darragh basically said it’s like a virtual reality Tinder, but instead of profile photos, you get a real-life moving 3D person to look at before deciding if you’re interested.”

“And then if you’re not interested, instead of swiping left, you just wish them a pleasant evening and walk away.”

“I’m just a bit confused about when I should ask for the tit pics?”


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