A new law has been passed in Newry that will see all drivers who pick their nose and think they are fucking invisible will be liable to a punch in the throat.
It has been noticed that in 95% of journeys you will almost definitely see a driver at lights or in a traffic jam with half his fist up his nose picking a winner.
We spoke with a PSNI spokesman who confirmed the new law:
“Citizens in Newry are allowed to immediately punch nose picking drivers in the throat. It is a common-sense law that we hope will cut down on the amount of dirty bastards who seem to think they are invisible to the outside world when they are in their cars.”