The firemen in Newry have been rocked by a scandal of HEAVY proportions we can reveal.
They came up with an idea to make a ‘Sexy Calendar’ to support local charitable causes.
But we can reveal the calendar will not be able to be made until 2020 when the firemen who are going to participate lose enough weight because at present they are all on the obese scale.
Newry Weightwatchers have been called in to support the men and they assured Newry Spud that if the firemen stick to their plan they will be ready for the calendar project in 4 years’ time.
We asked firefighters Kevin Morgan, Conor Rea, Gordon McFerran, Barry Duffy, Sean McElroy & Kieran McClelland for a comment but unfortunately half of them where busy in Friar Tuck’s while the other half where in McDonald’s.