Thu. Jan 28th, 2021


It has emerged that most Newry families are shocked and surprised that their mothers are massive male gymnastics fans we can reveal today.

While never showing any interest in sports never mind the complicated world of international gymnastics, it seems that most moms are stuck to the TV when the men take to the stage.

One young teen told Newry Spud:

“It’s fucking creepy. She just sits there watching replays of the male gymnastics, none of her 4 children done gymnastics so I can’t see why she is all of a sudden into the sport. She’s drooling too, like a dog with a bone.”

We spoke with the mother in question, she told us:

“I’m not interested in the sport but I’m a big fan of the American fella, Jack Dalton. He’s got a great piece on him. I mean, I read a great piece on him.”


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