Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020


An absolute savage of a man from Newry has asked his children to take back his birthday gifts today and give him the money instead we can reveal.

Micky Tighthole turned 40 today and while his 2 children bought him a jacket and a new pair of jeans he asked them to take them back and give him the money.

Micky told Newry Spud:

“The jacket and jeans were from Primark, I mean, I know I’m 40 today but I have some standards left like. I’m going on with the boys tonight so I sent them two little shits back down to Primark with the receipts to get me the few quid for pints tonight.”

Tighthole’s kids told Newry Spud:

“That’s Da, total wanker.”

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