Sat. Dec 5th, 2020


A Newry dad is low-key proud as fuck after his 11 year-old son was sent home from school for punching another child in the nose we can reveal.

The man plans on going out tonight with friends to celebrate his son’s dominance in the local playground.

The proud Dad told Newry Spud:

“When the School Principal called I initially pretended to be shocked and appalled but then I thought to myself, fair fucks to my wee boy getting the first dig in.

I’m quite proud, now I kinda know how Don King must have felt when Mike Tyson was fighting in his hay day. If you know any 7-11 year-old kids looking their shite knocked out, drop us a line.”

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