Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

A Newry couple who have a joint Facebook account are as awful as you would image them to be we can reveal.

The young couple who have the joint account to show that they are as ‘one’ and that they are as ‘together’ in life as they are on Facebook are the most tiresome fuckwits you could ever have the displeasure of meeting.

The two despots spoke to Newry Spud today and said:

“We love each other. I love him; he loves me, so why should we have two different accounts on Facebook when we are together in life as one single awful sickening identity?”

Meanwhile the man in this unholy alliance told Newry Spud in private:

“I want my own fucking Facebook account but she’s a jealous fucking psychopath, HEELLPPPP.”

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