Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020


baby

A Newry couple are trying their best to look happy and pleased about the birth of their 4th child who was clearly an accident we can reveal.

Sarah and John Smyth from Newry who already have three children, the youngest being 10 told of their ‘excitement’ of having a fourth child now they are both in their early 40s.

Sarah told Newry Spud:

“It’s a great experience having children, I thought after a decade long absence of children we were finished but out popped this little surprise on us.”

We spoke with her husband John in the nearby Railway Bar who was drinking quite heavily and he told us:

“Yeah, its, erm, its great news I suppose. We only have sex about once a month and somehow we are blessed with this miracle. A miracle that could have been easily avoided if certain people had taken the agreed precautions but let’s not dwell on that.

I might look devastated but I’m smiling inside.”

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