Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


A Newry couple have shocked the community by announcing that they met in real life and not on Plenty Of Fish dating website we can reveal.

The couple who wish to remain anonymous for fear of public ridicule told Newry Spud:

“Out of all our friends and social circle we are the only two weirdos who actually met each other while on a night out and not used either Plenty Of Fish or Tinder, we feel so ashamed and freakish. Our friends say everything is fine but I know they are judging us.”

One of the young couple’s friends confirmed to Newry Spud:

“Two absolute creeps. Imagine meeting each other in a pub and not online? I’m actually ashamed to call them friends, they’re only associates really.”

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