Tue. Jan 19th, 2021


There has been a significant development in the peace process today after the Newry Continuity IRA decommissioned their weapons we can reveal.

The weapons cache is of a surprisingly low calibre of weapons that are seemingly made out of wood from local trees.

A local CIRA insider told Newry Spud:

“We’ve taken the brave and courageous step to cease operations from midnight on Friday and we’ve handed over a significant amount of wooden pistols, peg guns and water balloons.”

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