Newry Southern Regional College are to launch a new course for Newry men who can’t seem to aim their pee in the toilet.

The College has announced a £1.5 Million Pound ‘potty-training’ program to help men who can’t seem to shoot on target and the “unfortunate souls” who must deal with the tragic consequences of sitting on someone else’s urine.

Head of Newry College told Newry Spud:

“We decided to launch this course after thousands of Newry women complained about their husbands or boyfriends horrendous aim while having a pee. The majority of Newry men seem to not only miss the target but actually soak the seat and leave it there for their partners to deal with. Horrific.”