Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

A Newry based cockhead has again referenced how bad 2016 has been, despite him having a job, a loving wife and two healthy children we can reveal.

David Dickface took to Facebook over the last few days to write about his ‘hurt’ and ‘dismay’ at the celebrity lives that have been taken in 2019.

We spoke with Mr Dickface and he told Newry Spud:

“It’s just been a horrendous year. When Gary Rhodes died I was shocked, then Gordon Banks kicked the bucket and I was devastated. Then Albert Finney, Luke Perry, Keith from the Prodigy, and your fella that done Chewbacca’s voice. I don’t know how I am going to manage the rest of this year.”

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