Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021


Local quasi political group CISTA (Cannabis Is Safer than alcohol) have released a new Christmas fragrance that will smell of marijuana, body odour, stale piss and dreadlocks we can reveal.

The local stoners headed by charismatic hippy Emmet Crossan spoke EXCLUSIVLEY to Newry Spud about their new venture that will raise millions for the minnows of local politics.

Emmet spoke to us from his tree house and said:

“We have been thinking about releasing some type of fragrance to capture the essence of CISTA and we came up with the concept of actually having a smell that is identical to the average CISTA member. We worked closely with Prada and Dolce & Gabbana in Paris and we are delighted with the new bottled stink we have created.”

The new fragrance ‘CISTA – Smell like a hobo’ will be released this weekend in all good local retail outlets and some bad ones too.

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