Wed. Jan 27th, 2021




A 40 year-old Newry man with a successful career in accounting has declared he will ‘get smashed off his face’ this weekend after listening to an old Scooter playlist he created years ago he has said.

Tom Disco-Biscuit who runs his own accountancy firm in Newry has already told his wife to go to the attic to find his white gloves, NASA jacket and whistle.

We spoke with him today and he told us:

“I was listening to some playlists while doing a multi-million pound account for a client but then Scooter’s Logical Song came on and I was fucking bouncing off the walls after 4 songs. I’m going to hit Newry hard this weekend baah.”


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