Sun. Nov 29th, 2020


Newry Ulsterbus centre has become one of the ‘best places to meet a new partner’ a study has shown.

Ulsterbus have become a Cupid of sorts as waiting passengers have to wait for ages for a bus as their timetable system is only there for a laugh.

One loved up couple told Newry Spud:

“We meet a few months ago. I was waiting for a bus to Crossmaglen and she was waiting for a bus to Warrenpoint. Both were so late that we just started chatting to each other and now we’re planning our engagement party.

I suppose you could say we are thankful to the inadequate service offered by Newry Ulsterbus as it has not just helped us find love but many others are now finding their true partner waiting an age for a fucking bus.”

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