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The big screen on Newry’s Hill Street has been the subject of much debate over the past few days with many locals objecting to the new installation. However, a plan to broadcast pornography on the screen has caused outrage among some locals. A spokesperson for the Newry, Mourne & Down council stated that a sponsorship deal with Television X had been struck and will bring in a much needed revenue stream.

We asked shoppers today what they thought of the controversial move. Andy Wang said “I think it’s a fucking great idea. Plenty of diddies is what’s needed; God knows there are enough big dicks walking around Newry as it is.”

The move is sure to attract more visitors to the city center, PSNI chiefs have advised anyone visiting the area around the Big Screen to watch their step and to wear waterproof clothing.

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