Sun. Dec 6th, 2020



The Newry atheist society has said they question Christmas they have said.

The group of 6 weirdoes who don’t actually believe that a virgin gave birth to a baby boy in the Middle East 2,000 years ago held a press conference last night in The Armagh/Down pub.

We spoke with their spokesman Joe Darwin-Hitchens who told us:

“We just find that commercialism has totally taken over this so-called ‘Christian’ celebration. How is getting full in Cobbles or Bellini’s followed by a Tucks Slaw Bomb Chicken Burger and vomiting all over Monaghan Street a celebration of Jesus?”

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