Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

A Newry man who is 28 stone is not fat, he’s ‘pleasantly plump’ he told friends today.

Tony ThreeGuts made the stunning claim last night in Cobbles when one of the lads called him a fat shite.

Tony told Newry Spud:

“I’m not fat, I’m just pleasantly plump, that’s what my Ma always told me and that’s what I still believe. Okay, I haven’t seen my lad in 4 years and I need a boomerang to put on a belt but I’m still in the game like, I shifted twice last weekend in The Marine.”

Tony is also ginger, but he prefers, ‘strawberry blonde’.

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