If you come to the Newry area from Syria, Iraq or Afghanistan you will be forced to live in Newtonhamilton and worse still in Willie Frazer’s spare bedroom the Home Office have announced.
The frightening new threat will surely end the asylum issue in Ireland once and for all.
The news comes after scores of new refugee’s came to the north in the last week.
We spoke with one refugee who was told he would be sharing Willie Frazer’s spare bedroom and he told Newry Spud:
“Fuck that, I’d rather risk it with ISIS and Russian bombs falling on me every day. I’m away on the next plane back to Syria, good luck.”