A new hospital for ‘mentally deranged’ individuals has been planned for Newry we can reveal.
The controversial plan will cost the taxpayer virtually nothing, making it a very popular choice with local politicians.
We spoke with Conor Murphy MLA who told us:
“Basically we are buying a massive fucking tent and erecting it over the Derrybeg and Meadow districts. Because 86% of the people who need this new treatment centre already live in those areas its really a win-win for all concerned.”