Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

A new law has been introduced in the Hilltown area making any couple who plan on meeting for a date will have to bring a ‘full and comprehensive’ family tree to try and stop the trend of people marrying and having children with family we can reveal.

The new law is seen as a progressive move as scientists have warned Hilltown people that the ever decreasing genepool is getting ‘worryingly’ small.

One scientist who visited Hilltown last month told us:

“This insanity has to stop. It wouldn’t be tolerated anywhere else in the modern Western world. In one case we discovered a Hilltown woman married her brother without realising the connection. When I was walking arounf the town most of the people had webbed feet and fingers, this must be stopped.”

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