A new law has been introduced in the Hilltown area making any couple who plan on meeting for a date will have to bring a ‘full and comprehensive’ family tree to try and stop the trend of people marrying and having children with family we can reveal.
The new law is seen as a progressive move as scientists have warned Hilltown people that the ever decreasing genepool is getting ‘worryingly’ small.
One scientist who visited Hilltown last month told us:
“This insanity has to stop. It wouldn’t be tolerated anywhere else in the modern Western world. In one case we discovered a Hilltown woman married her brother without realising the connection. When I was walking arounf the town most of the people had webbed feet and fingers, this must be stopped.”