Tue. Dec 1st, 2020

Buttercrane are breaking new ground by having a new kiosk in the shopping centre for ladies who want a quick and anonymous pregnancy test we have learned.

‘The Piss Stop’ will be opened from Monday and will operate a friendly, non-judgemental service to ladies who think they may be pregnant.

Piss Stop’s owner Roisin Flapps told Newry Spud:

“We know that young people are embarrassed to buy pregnancy tests so they can come into us and we will run the test for them and while they wait for the results they can sit in the discreet waiting area and watch DVD’s of The Jeremy Kyle Show.”

A Buttercrane spokesman told us:

“This is just another example of how far ahead of our competition we are here in the Buttercrane to allow such progressive new businesses like this under our roof.”

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