Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020


A new Barcroft resident has been causing some consternation in the small tight knit and often incestuous community we can reveal.

The new resident called MoMo has moved into a 2 bedroom house in Barcroft and is said to be ‘fitting in quite well’ with the locals.

However Sinn Féin’s Liz Kimmins told Newry Spud:

“I know I recognise thon bitch from somewhere else. I can’t quite put my finger on it be there’s something suspect about her. That eing said she is probably the best looking resident in Barcroft as we spake.”

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