The British & Irish Governments have said that they have finished secretive talks with Nerf WARS NEWRY and they have agreed terms on a decommissioning strategy we can confirm.

The much-loved combat game that sees kids becoming absolute killers with foam bullets has been very popular but these talks will see much of their armoury put to waste.

A British & Irish joint spokesperson told Newry Spud:

“After many months of secret talks with Nerf WARS NEWRY we have successfully agreed terms that will see a large amount of their weapons taken off the streets and decommissioned.

We would like to thank the leadership of Nerf WARS NEWRY and the kids who have agreed to lay down their arms.”