NASA is visiting south Armagh today to learn about ‘Rocket Engineering’ we can reveal.
There are currently 24 scientists from America in Culloville speaking to locals about how they launched rockets when they could hardly pull a tit on a cow for milk.
One local ‘rocket scientist’ Feardia Farrell told us:
“These fancy American fuckers are over here trying to steal our traditional rocket launching methods. Quite frankly I will not be telling them how we pack a load of weight on the bottom then point a projectile in the general direction we want it to go and then hit a timing fuse…no way will I give our secrets away.”