Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

Chicken restaurant giant Nando’s are to open one of their iconic stores on Monaghan Street this March we can reveal.

The news has been met with great reverie by most residents however local Chicken slingers Friar Tuck’s have said they will fight the move in court as ‘Friar Tuck’s is a Newry religion’ and they will fight any such plans to steal their customers.

Nando’s Ireland spokesman Bob DeepFry told us:

“We see a massive market in Newry as most of the people in it seem to live of fast and processed food. Our main aim is to steal the Friar Tuck’s custom base before finally closing them down.”

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