Sun. Dec 6th, 2020


A naïve & somewhat stupid Newry woman has joined the popular dating app Plenty Of Fish for ‘friendship’ we can reveal.

Lisa LongLegs who just wants ‘friendship’ or ‘possibly more’ has no fucking idea what she’s let herself in for.

Speaking to Newry Spud Lisa told us:

“I heard about POF and thought it must be a fantastic place to find a really nice guy to be a friend. So far I have only received 98 cock pics, 37 disgusting messages and 4 begging messages for a threesome. I’m still holding out for a nice Newry lad to email me though.”

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