Sun. Jan 17th, 2021

Sad woman

A Newry woman has been admitted to rehab following her decision to take down her Christmas decorations.

Nora McGinn took down her tree and other decorations yesterday afternoon while watching The Sound Of Music. But taking her decorations down has left her with feelings of emptiness and sadness. She has since taken lots of pills to make herself feel better.

She told Newry Spud:

“My living room looks dull as fuck. I’m really missing the twinkling lights and my big fuck-off reindeer. Things really aren’t the same. I tried phoning the Samaritans but they told me to piss off and get a life.”

McGinn eventually called an ambulance who also told her to piss off. Eventually, she phoned a local rehab centre and has spent several hours talking to the cleaner about her woes.
She added:

“I’m not sure I can wait another 11 months before I can put them all up again. This is sheer hell.”

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