Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020



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A Mullaghbawn man has went an hour before mentioning he was from south Armagh to his work colleagues in a Newry call centre we can reveal.

Seamus SmellyBoots who works in Teleperformance as a call handler for Sainsbury’s apparently spoke to his colleagues at lunchtime without referencing that he was from south Armagh.

One shocked and distressed onlooker told Newry Spud:


“It was strange; Seamus usually recounts his life in Mullaghbawn and how his family are cow farmers or something. He’s a nice lad and all but we were shocked when he forgot to mention to us that he was from south Armagh at lunch time in Teleperformance where we work as slaves for giants of industry for peanuts.”

Seamus SmellyBoots told Newry Spud:

“It was just by accident I forgot to tell them I was from south Armagh. I don’t know what came over me. I’m ashamed to be honest.”



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