Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

The Stormont government is to be sensationally taken over by two of the BBC’s favourite children’s characters we can reveal.

Mr Tumble and Shaun The Sheep are said to have been approached by Downing Street in order to step in and stop the absolute shambles that is Stormont.

Mr Tumble told Newry Spud:

“I was a bit surprised to be asked to take over the Executive in Stormont to be honest as I have no political experience or more importantly business experience and given the state of the economy I would have thought these skills would be essential to possess.

However it was then explained to me that the current crop of ‘politicians’ in Stormont have fuck all experience either when it comes to running not only a country but a lemonade stand.”

Meanwhile Shaun The Sheep told us:

“Baaaaa, Baaa, Baa, Baaaaa, Baaa.”

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