Sat. Nov 28th, 2020

The Mourne Country has announced plans to rename their hotel to ‘Desperate Hornballs’ Hotel after lock down they have said today.

Known as the last resort for both men and women looking a one night liason while enduring horrendous country music the hotel management have said they are just going to ‘call a spade a spade’ by renaming the hotel.

Hotel manager Dick Brown told Newry Spud:

“We make 95% of our turnover at weekends with the desperation of Newry singletons. Mostly we have unashamedly horny granny’s and young fuck boys who couldn’t get their hole elsewhere. So, for our reopening after  lock down we’ll be known as the ‘Desperate Hornballs’ Hotel.”

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